About drpd

drpd doesnt really play quake, and doesnt really make love to that blow up doll. after growing up in a small middle eastern country he quickly stowed away on an albanian oil tanker bound for the US. posing as a prostitute who would only take it in the ass to maintian the illusion of being a woman, he quickly made freinds with the crew. upon arrival, they found it hard to pry themselves from him.
when he tried to get a job as a legit prostitute, he was quickly exposed as a man, and was driven out of the red light district by jealouse transvestites and whores. breifly working with the NSA before being exposed as a stupid kid from albania, he stole many of the NSA's secret documents on quake 3 trickjumping, and quickly made it his mission to distribute them across the internet, hence, this site.
now working as a stay at home "mom" at the ripe old age of 18, he uses his spare time to sharpen his geographical knowlege with the help of "Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?" reruns, practice trickjumping, and attend to his 3 beautifull bastard love children.
so next time you think "drpd", think positive, and remember that anyone can go from a naked albainian coverd in oil being sodemized by a 40 year old man, to a quake 3 trickjumping expert (being sodemized by a 40 year old man)

NOTE: all of the above is true cept for the albainian part, drpd is actually canadian

Want to help?

Think you have what it takes? Well, what it takes is basically some trickjump and minor html skills. drpd needs help to make this site run better and have more demos and news. if you want to help in any way, just mail him @ pimpdaddyownsyou@yahoo.com, thanks.

As well, if you like the site, please link with this button. and the url i think you should know.